YOU’RE FIRED, PIERRE!

 

YOU’RE FIRED, PIERRE!
A Grateful Goodbye, A Hopeful New Chapter

What a moment.
Mark Carney has won — and Canada may finally breathe a little easier.

But the real headline?
Pierre Poilievre LOST HIS SEAT.
That’s right. The man who built a career off attacking others, fearmongering, and fueling division —
was just handed a pink slip by the very voters he claimed to champion.
YOU’RE FIRED! (To borrow a line from a certain TV host he often echoed.)

After decades in politics and zero experience in the real working world, Pierre is now officially out.
No more grandstanding in Parliament. No more smug videos. No more slogans.
Just silence. And a massive taxpayer-funded pension.

Because here’s the kicker:
Despite losing his job, Poilievre still walks away with an MP pension reportedly worth over $200,000 a year.
Most Canadians will never see that in their lifetime — let alone in retirement.

It’s time for a new kind of leadership.
Congratulations, Prime Minister Mark Carney. We’re counting on you.
Now, please — reform the MP pension law.
Canadians work hard, pay taxes, and deserve fairness. No more golden parachutes for fired politicians.

Let this election be the start of something better.
Accountability. Integrity. And policies that work for all Canadians — not just the privileged few.

Because democracy just did its job.
Now it’s time for our new leaders to do theirs.