The Real Hockey Song(2025)

 The Real Hockey Song 2025

(To the tune of Stompin’ Tom Connors' classic!)

Verse 1:

Hello down south, let’s hear you pout,

Canada won tonight!

Tension grows, the whistle blows,

And we put up one hell of a fight.

The goalie’s shook, Trump’s off the hook,

He thought we’d bow and kneel—

But we just scored, now hear us roar,

‘Cause hockey’s Canada’s deal!

Chorus:

Oh! The good ol' hockey game

Is the best game you can name,

And the best game you can name

Is the good ol’ hockey game!

Verse 2:

Skates flash past, we’re built to last,

The red and white shine bright.

Trudeau’s there, fixing his hair,

Governor? Yeah, right!

We storm the crease, like bumblebees,

And shut the White House door—

Sorry Don, the puck’s in, son—

We own this frozen war!

(Repeat Chorus)

Verse 3:

Final play, the puck won’t stay,

The crowd begins to scream—

Then one quick flick, oh what a trick!

Canada takes the dream.

Now shake our hands, respect the land,

And take that "51"—

We’ll keep our pride, our game, our ice—

Because we already won!

(Repeat Chorus x2)