who the fuck is facebook?

Hola, Hello, Bonjour! 🌎

Good Morning! How are you?

Let's talk! ☕🎶

I woke up, tried to share something, and a weird message popped up. In my 15? 20 years on Facebook, I've NEVER seen anything like this.

So, if you post more than TWO links on Facebook, they want you to pay?

WTF??? 🤑🖕

I went to make a coffee, and somewhere between the coffee maker and my first sip, my brain started playing music.

The Who.

Who are you? Do do, do do... 🎶🎵🎼

Except my version had a slightly different ending.

"Facebook, oh, who the fuck are you?" 🖕🤑

Apparently, my brain has its own way of processing corporate nonsense. Sometimes it's a song, sometimes it's a painting, and sometimes it's a very colourful vocabulary. 😎😂

But seriously, who do these companies think they are?

We built our little corners of the internet. We write, create, photograph, research and share. We bring people to their platforms, and now sharing information is becoming another opportunity to charge us.

Well, here's my answer.

I WON'T PAY. 🖕

And maybe 2027 is the year I put down the smartphone and pick up a paintbrush a little more often.

Facebook, you can keep your platform. 🖕

I've got my own little corner of the internet.

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🖕🤑🎵🎶🎼l

Who the fuck is Facebook?

(A little rock 'n' roll protest song)

Who are you?
Do do, do do
Who are you?
Do do, do do 🎼

You want my clicks,
You want my time,
You want my stories,
But you won't share mine? 🎵🎸

You built your walls,
You changed the rules,
You want us paying
Like a bunch of fools! 🎶🎸

Oh, Facebook!
Who the fuck are you?
Who the fuck are you?
To tell me what I can share and do? 🎼

I made my blog,
I wrote my words,
I shared my art,
I shared the world. 🎵🎸

You want a cut?
You want a fee?
Well, here's a little message from me! 🎶

Who are you?
Do do, do do
Who are you?
Not the boss of me! 🎼

You can keep your likes,
You can keep your feed,
I don't need your permission
To say what I believe. 🎵

I've got my own little corner,
I've got my own domain,
And I won't pay Facebook
To share my work again! 🎶

OH, FACEBOOK!
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? 🎼

Guitar solo. Exit stage left. 🎸

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Hey, kids! You might not know The Who. Check them out!! 🎸🎶

And for the rest of us, turn it up!

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